I’m only looking out for him! The internet is littered with content not suitable for a child his age!!

L: All I’d ever do is try and get fired.

But if that’s not what you meant um…I’m willing to take anything on to prove myself! 

R: Who might you be?

N: More like ‘what might you be?’

R: Netto, don’t be rude!

There are a lot of terrible viruses but…

…yeah, the Spooky Family just makes my skin crawl.

L: OKAY COOL YOU DISTRACT THEM AND I’LL GO GET CHAUD. I THINK HE’S REALLY EXPERIENCED WITH THIS KINDA STUFF.

Go back to bed.

((SWIMMIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND))

Not…really but Aquaman sure can!

That’s uhh…that’s totally what that ask meant coughs